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Comedy Central
Jun 30, 2011 11:00pm PDT
show" with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the "daily show." my name is jon stewart. got a big show for you tonight. bill kristol, editor of "the weekly standard," will be joining us. he's a fox news contributor. yet, yet, i hope to talk to him about a less contentious issue than that, like afghanistan. all right. ( laughter ) what a show. we're going to start with something that i found on the tv box this morning that was maybe one of the greatest things i've ever seen in my life. >> mark halperin. what was the president's strategy? >> are we in the seven-second delay today? >> oh, lordy. >> i want to characterize how i thought the president behaved. >> we have it. we can use it, right, alex? >> yeah, sure, come on. >> go for it. >> i thought he was kind of a dick yesterday. ( laughter ) >> jon: mark halperin, senior political analyst, editor at large of "time" magazine just called the president a dick. and that wasn't like a spontaneous, like, can't contain myself, you lie! like this one, you guys have a delay because i'm
Comedy Central
Jun 30, 2011 7:00pm PDT
from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. oh, we got a big one tonight. our guest tonight, mr. tom hanks. he is man so likable, so polite that his name actually contains the word "thanks." [laughter] it's right in it. we begin tonight with the economy, which, as many of you are aware, sucks. [laughter] right now we're looking to pay down $14.3 trillion of debt. [audience reacts] [laughter] apparently i'm reading a scary story to my children. they're going to do all the noises like it's "peter and the [bleeped] wolf or something." we're going to pay down $14. trillion of debt with a economy struggling to produce jobs, in large part because american workers still stubbornly cling to the idea that they should be more highly compensated than say suicidal chinese computer part factory help. [laughter] if it's good enough of these despondent people, well, not to worry, people. >> i just
FOX News
Jul 1, 2011 2:00am EDT
, if you want to call them that, is jon stewart, i guess. i want to give you some idea. when we first came here, our very first show, i did a monologue 7 1/2 minutes. i remember the first 18 minute monologue and everybody freaked out. we now do 21 minute monologues to open the show. the first one was a thousand words. today, 2500 words. the first 21 minutes of the show. to give you perspective, jon stewart does six minutes. total time on air with guests, 22 minutes a night. our average without guests, all monologue, 42 minutes. jon stewart, here's jon stewart at the grammys or emmys or whatever they give for television. i don't know because i'll never win one, but here he is with his writers. he's got 15 writers for this segment. i believe he's had as many as 40 writers. he uses these writers for six minutes of television and a total of 22 minutes a night. whoa. i want to bring in my writers, bring them all in because we have never seen them. can you bring them? bring them in. oh, here they are. dan and pat. hi, dan. hi, pat. see. its easy to speak from the heart. its easy to do things whe
Comedy Central
Jun 30, 2011 11:30pm PDT
find a good one, tell me about him. >> where might i look. >> stephen: jon stewart. (laughter) he's really funny. he's really funny. let me ask you, political writing from a decade without a name this past decade, you mean. >> it's a weird decade which in a way begins with 9/11 and i think ends on the fourth of november 2008 when barack obama was elected president. and i think the very different agenda comes because obama's election comes with a financial and economic crisis. and suddenly that whole narrative which is that we're living through the fourth world war, that world history for the next 20, 30 years will is all going to be about the battle with islamist terrorism t doesn't seem to be quite like that any more. >> stephen: what is the battle? where is the fourth world war? >> i'm not sure. let's hope there isn't the fourth world war but what i do think, i have an account in this book of a very extraordinary meeting with george w bush in the early summer of 2001. don't look like that. >> stephen: hi an extraordinary meeting with him too once. but go ahead. >> i want to hear
Comedy Central
Jul 1, 2011 2:30am PDT
. >> where might i look. >> stephen: jon stewart. (laughter) he's really funny. he's really funny. let me ask you, political writing from a decade without a name this past decade, you mean. >> it's a weird decade which in a way begins with 9/11 and i think ends on the fourth of november 2008 when barack obama was elected president. and i think the very different agenda comes because obama's election comes with a financial and economic crisis. and suddenly that whole narrati
MSNBC
Jul 1, 2011 3:00pm EDT
here to talk to the chairman of the rnc, and now i want to show you what jon stewart sized up the gop field in case you missed it on "the daily show." >> it is that the gop has doppelgangers. they have the mormon twins and the challenged hotness and conservative fire brands from georgia and of course a pair of oak trees. so -- >> that is actually very funny, but it is accurate or can mr. romney and ms. bachmann rise above the rest? >> well, they can, but i would point out governor tim pawlenty from minnesota who is a strong candidate who announced his fund-raising numbers a hour ago. you mentioned michele bachmann and gaffes. many people talk about media bias, but i am not making that judgment here, martin. >> obviously not, or you would be thrashed. >> if michelle bae bachmann say something off key or not correct, they see that as how she is not a credible candidate, but after the vice president has been doing for decade after decade since 1972, we laugh and slap him on the back and say, that's our joe, like it is a "saturday night live" skit or something, and it is unfair. certainly
MSNBC
Jul 1, 2011 1:00pm EDT
've seen it on "the daily show," because jon stewart interviewed these incredibly creative ex-pats, these iranians. >> they try to jam us there, but it's got a great audience and they get us via satellite. but the best news we've had so far and we just announced it ed why, is they have 500,000 youtube friends. their material each week is downloaded. >> 500,000? i mean -- that's amazing. >> it is amazing, and that's great news for us. we also had a great deal of success during the egypt uprising. we have a network, this country has a network called alhura and they really came into their own during the events in cairo. we had about 25% of the audience there beating many times cnn and some of the other traditional networks. we also found that we could get messages through our television broadcasts to people on the street and tell them what was going on and tell them to go to our website and feed us video, feed us information, give us feedback so we could get that on television. >> how do you counteract the jamming? i know there's technology, but you've figured out ways so these m
FOX
Jul 1, 2011 6:00am EDT
bleep ok.ok bleep off dude.remember the good old days when jon stewart was celebrated for using the d word to attack the then--ost of a cnn show called "crossfire."you know what's interesting, you're as big a bleep on our show as you are on any show.it turns out mark of years ago for saying that jon edwards "thinks obama is kind of a..."p-word that means d-word as well, the website gawker reports that "halpeein has called obama both types of genitalia." hey gentle as you look for the d- spot...disconnect.one button twoobutton 3 button 4 jeanne moos, cnn,,ny. -----end-----cnn.script coming up in ur 8 o'clock hour.. 3&grilling out the july fourth holiday and need tooamp p your recipes..the secret could √°phone√° you're watching fox 45 morning news.. all local.. all morning. how to get out.""ididn't go into it thinking i'm going to become a coke-head, i didn't go into it thinking i'm going to be addicted to crack, o or i'm going to have a problem with marijuana or drinking, i just... but when i looked up it had gotten the best of me." "you know, i was so far into my mess, tha
CNN
Jul 1, 2011 6:00am PDT
prank caller. >> okay. tell you what. >> reporter: remember the good old days when jon stewart was celebrated for using the "d" word. >> here is the [ bleep ] on your show. >> reporter: it turns out mark halperin apologized a few years ago when he thinks edwards is timid. the web side gawker reports that halperin called obama both types of genitalia. as you look for the "d" spot, disconnect. jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >>> yikes. >>> it's 10:00 a.m. on the east coast. this morning, the casey anthony murder trial goes on indefinite recess as the defense questions state witnesses. the judge says the case could go to the jury this weekend. >>> the lowe's almost national lab closed for the fifth day in a row. 94,000 acres have burned. so far, toxic materials are safe. >>> the royal couple awaken in canada this morning. prince william and duchess kate are in ottawa. >>> we begin with a bombshell announcement in a shocking criminal case that may not have been a crime after all. sources say that prosecutors now have serious doubts about the hotel maid who accused dominique strauss-kah
CNN
Jul 1, 2011 3:00am PDT
-- >> [ bleep ] you. >> reporter: remember the good old days when jon stewart was celebrated for using the "d" word to attack the host of a cnn show called crossfire. >> you're as big a [ bleep ] on your show as any other show. >> reporter: turns out mark halperin apologized a couple years ago for saying john edwards thinks obama is kind of a "p" word that means timid. now they've used the "d" word as well, gawker reports halperin has called obama both types of genitalia, look for the "d" spot, disconnect. >> one button, two button, four. >> reporter: jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >> all right. coming up next hour, he could have been france's next president. now word that the sex assault case against dominique strauss-kahn may crumble. we'll talk about his future and whether the u.s. legal system really dropped the ball. 55 minutes after the hour. a vacation on a budget with expedia. make it work. booking a flight by itself is an uh-oh. see if we can "stitch" together a better deal. that's a hint, antoine. ooh! see what anandra did? booking your flight and hotel at the same time gets you prices
CSPAN
Jun 30, 2011 8:00pm EDT
in all kinds of forms. he has paired with jon stewart on "the daily show." he has been on charlie rose and has is done inoperable talk shows and is incredibly adept at not answering questions that i want him to answer. [laughter] so i'm going to try. i'm going to try. >> i was waiting for a complement. [laughter] >> that was a compliment. that was a complement. in the beginning of your remarks he talked about public diplomacy and what a challenge it was for both our countries. you were quoted recently as talking about remarks he made at pakistan's national defense university where you asked your audience who pakistan's enemy was. u.s. them how many of them thought that al qaeda was the enemy and not too many raised their hands. u.s. them whether india was the enemy and not too many raised their hands in the new estimate the united states with the enemy and there is where you got most of the hands raised. i think that is something that people in this country just find inexplicable, just can't understand. they say my gosh we have given pakistan $20 billion over the past eight or nine yea
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